Nah, I’m with you too.

I was around when Clippy died. Fuck that bent piece of recycled pop can.

Then they gave us Cortana.

My grandparents ordered their house from Sears and grandpa and my great uncles built it over a summer weekend.

Damn thing still standing and is now I think on a historical register.

But today… we can do the same thing. You want a single or double wide?

It’s built into the radio system and uses the same cellular modem that Toyota uses to provide connected services. So they figure just make it another feature they can sell you another subscription.

Ferdinand BendHerBack