2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:
-Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)
-Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries
-ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin
-Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism’s website (must bring own gallows parts)
Says right there: they dug to find them. Actually finding them might have better chances elsewhere, on account of the bodies being elsewhere, but the light was better here and they didn’t have to walk that far.
How else would one mass-produce gullible, uneducated voting cattle to exploit and fleece?
No idea but that’s the point of view of that picture. The view clearly being my stance, not the series.
And then have an out-of-body experience where you watch yourself doing that from the outside.
Oh no, cover your ears, poor innocent American! You heard nothing.
This is almost as bad as when we had to carpet bomb another village to a crater last week to prevent the public from finding out that …
women have nipples too
Hey! HEY! That is a vile insinuation! They’d never do that and also they only suppress votes for the other party and those don’t count anyway, so what if they do it when it’s perfectly fine seeing how they could never win if they allowed the election to be run fairly, and in conclusion, voter suppression is great and everybody should do it (except for non-republicans).
Wait, what were we talking about again?
But if the people who actually post something have not posted yet, or example because they were just born and thus too busy learning how to breathe to post yet, are they born cool even if they are then prevented from posting? Is a born-cool poster who loses the ability to post through a freak curling iron accident retroactively unborn cool? Is a born-cool poster who has yet to make their first post Schrödinger’s cool poster until they actually make their first post?
Bit slow in the frames-per-second department though.
I dunno… Still better ratings than the star wars star cruiser hotel thingie.
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.
They’re only called stars if they grew up in the St. Arse region of France.
*Autounfall
*Kochpunkterhitzungstemperaturschreibgeilindiekommentarewenndudasverstehstbohnenerfrischungsgetränktasseninhalt
Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly “conservative” party), your parents may have been right.
If I may introduce: your newest nightmare https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_diving_beetle