Jokes on you, my cock was small before I even had sex

TIL: Taking mushrooms and experiencing ego death makes you a superior intellectual. Well I have those qualities, and I assure you, I’m not an intellectual

Yea, I didn’t take it seriously, but my wife… really bad at left vs right

Books over sex? Nah fam, you can keep that deal

I’m a teams app for dumb phones away from getting off smart phones. I’m fiddy and have to use my readers to even see my phone, so I’ve slowly stopped using it for much outside of random apps for appliances. I can get an ipad for that, though. I’m also a privacy advocate, but I’ve made peace with the fact that ship has pretty much sailed

I hate that I’m saying this, but this would be handy for my wife. Except like, correct, ya know?

Sometimes it’s important to get an engineer’s thoughts, and not leave everything to the design team

woosh

Judging from your downvotes, that’s comical

haha, stroke

Two things can be true