Reminds me of the old trick on HTML forms where you use CSS to make one of the form fields invisible to humans and reject any submission that filled in that field.

E099: PROGRAMMER IS OVERLY POLITE

I sold gmail invitations on ebay.

What, am I meeting the Pope or something?

The problem is that you’re using Windows 95.

There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.

What, no avocado toast?

So… it’s an order, then?

Bill Nyehilism is for me.

I’m painting a cave wall right now.

It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.

Yeah, I worked in a few affordable housing sites and the OP looks like something the on-site social workers cooked up.

You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JESczegwk0g

The trick is to bounce both legs but in opposite directions. When one is going up the other is going down, cancelling each other out.

How did you post a empty comment?

Terrible technique. Everyone knows it’s left hands only.

We are Linux. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your hard drive will be reformatted to service us. Resistance is futile.