Culinary crimes.

I may or may not have found that women hugged me longer and smelled my hair if I used something the smelled good. I also used conditioner with my long hair and had many women running their fingers through it.

It was nice. Short hair is so much easier, though.

The sad, grey, little trees.

Oh, you know: Tomato tmahto, potato criptofacism.

That’s the point

Trust but verify