That’s insane. What even was his plan to decide who get those PS5s? I guess if he had any plan at all or any foresight, this wouldn’t happen at all… or maybe that’s his intention. Hope he gets convicted.

If that doesn’t taint his idea of Musk, then nothing will.

That is so sad… My heart hurts.

Yeah it is expensive but it is good shit for people who are very passionate about bbq and smoked meat.

Is it still handling “properly” when the tiny little fingers can’t reach any buttons?

Maybe they’re too vertically challenged… Like me :(

I’ve missed you, Business Cat

That happens?

People do that!?

Isn’t it Yo-Yo Ma?

It is weird. Dick measuring contest is usually a term used to mock pointless feuds. Actually requesting one is a self burn.

On that note, I hope that means the cage fight is not happening if it was at all. Apparently they talked about doing it at the Colosseum and poor thing has been through enough lately.

The maths say it is still possible that OP is still a kid. They could’ve had that crush since they’re 5 or something. This sounds like some high school shit and I really hope it is.

I like the thought of a long awkward silence in the courtroom and Elon’s lawyer quietly shuffle out.

Also according the Meta communications director, “No one on the Threads engineering team is a former Twitter employee — that’s just not a thing,”

https://www.npr.org/2023/07/07/1186367564/threads-meta-twitter-lawsuit

Elon fired so many people he just thought some bound to have ended up in that team and was just shooting in the dark.

Awww I want to hire them just have have a beer with and get to know them.

I’d say it’s profitable performance art

Oh my god this is perfect!

I fucking love Poorly Drawn Lines

I find it especially bizarre that spez took inspiration and guidance from Musk. I can entertain the possibility of Musk intentionally driving Twitter to the ground (though he sure is taking the scenic route), but Reddit? It just seems like the rich tech bros have collectively lost their minds

What the fuck even are those reviews? They make no sense. I’d say it’s AI but even AI could write better than that.