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The Catholic Church passed an edict worldwide banning the shipping of tungsten cubes larger than half a cubic meter in volume

too bad, no giant cube of tungsten 4 u

You have just said “I like GG Alin.” and called it a day.

Fake: staged.

feds coming fo yo ass now you better run

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Same

I see the problem, the artist forgot the rest of the sentence:

“Four-sided objects, of which there are three.”

Boom. Done. EZPZ. Do better, artist.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Goddammit, Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy

He’s so deep that his deep thoughts are having their own deep thoughts

You can still eat the lasagna, just eat around the bomb.

<puts glasses back> Excuse me, I was getting some kool-aid for me and the boys

S W I R L I E S T B O I

AH SAYED I WONTID A GOTDURN NEAR LARM! NEAR! AS IN THE ORPPOSITE A FAR! DO YEW UNNERSTAN ME ER DO I GOTS TA GIT YUR MARNAGER?

How’s that work? Does the water pick all of the bacteria from out of itself and throw it back all at once, or does it just casually lob ‘em onto their jibbly bits one at a time?

Eleven bacteria?! Holy fuck have you ever tried taking a shower before or do you just go swimming in sewage

I think they mean they race to finish peeing before the flush cycle ends, but I’ve been wrong before.

A month before should be fine. Longer if you’re feeling nervous.

That’s the smoking area for the king of the smors.