That would be a circle

The hard way. I like it.

Sure, once they’re dead I guess.

Well there’s your problem right there!

They don’t like it when you do that.

The re-milk value is much lower that way

It probably is, but no REAL artists made this before AI when they had the chance.

Strictly speaking, WD-40 is for water displacement. It is also not patented because they don’t want to give away the recipe.

Though, I think the other guy might have meant “lubricant” in the context of sex.

The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

Same, but mine loaded fine. Android.

Totally Kafkaesque.

Neurotypical?

How about word choice? We got a homophone situation here.

#!/bin/bash

ping 255.255.255.0 > checker &

sleep 5

kill “$!”

grep unreachable checker || echo ‘255.255.255.0’

ping 255.255.255.1 > checker &

sleep 5

kill “$!”

grep unreachable checker || echo ‘255.255.255.1’

ping 255.255.255.2 > checker &

sleep 5

kill “$!”

grep unreachable checker || echo ‘255.255.255.2’

…

Did I do it coach? 😭

Cuz her friends dont cum and if they don’t cum that’s their choice and I don’t mind.

!$(history | grep <foo> | awk ‘{print $1}’ | tail -n1) || echo ‘bad search, dummy.’

Brodie’s beard is pretty yikes in this picture

Related. No. But there was that one party in Tijuana…

Recipe:

1 egg

3/4 cup of your favorite oil

1 medium banana

1 pinch lemon zest

Put oil in pan over medium high heat until oil just smokes, allow to smoke for 15 seconds, then reduce temperature to “egg making temperature”. Add egg. Burn the shit out of that innocent bastard and push it around while repeating “egg slide freely!”. Remove your egg with a crispy, brown bottom and wet, runny whites from the skillet. Reserve oil.

Into one large coffee mug, pour your oil, add lemon zest.

Last, throw all this in the trash with your Teflon skillet, and eat the banana.

Keighty / Keeeeeeee