Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”

Who used those triangular pastel buttons? I remember seeing them on some friends’ computers but not on any Dells or Gateway 2000 machines. Maybe Compaq? Or Packard Bell?

I saw Slackware running on a similar config, although it was probably a 486/50 or 486/66.

I remember my dad’s friend upgrading our PC clone to 640K. He used a soldering iron.