It’s like my university campus removing all ashtrays to stop people from smoking.

I legit want this for reviewing logs.

It’s fine for platinum cured toys, but you better be really sure it’s platinum cured.

Unless you’re redlining your systems 24/7, the load really shouldn’t be that bad.

My first gen i7 would still be going strong if the mobo hadn’t started dying. Especially running Linux.

Tesla showrooms don’t work that way. You don’t buy the car from them.

Friction would be way more of a determining factor than air resistance, assuming they’re traveling along the ground.

It was 100% a publicity stunt for that picture.

There’s no way in hell his secret service detail would have let him get up, turn around, and pose if it was a credible threat.

Yeah, I think that’s what will do it. Defense contractors are scary.

The fact that ‘influencer’ is a legitimate job title is proof that humanity is doomed.

Yeah, the smaller bottle uses about 50% less volume per load.

Kinda like It’s Always Sunny, but better

Make them meet in the middle

Legally, the platform isn’t liable for what the users do on it. But I wouldn’t want to test that in court.

Yeah, I’d dban the drives and everything.

Also the wife rolling her eyes

Dad jokes are anything that makes children giggle and wives roll their eyes.

Kinda. It depends on the rabbit and they don’t always use it.

It’s clearly a sugar glider.

Clearly not, since there were votes for other candidates.