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Cake day: June 28th, 2023

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  • I have to create files and email them as part of my job but I have no idea where those files are. There are multiple versions and i don’t know where the cloud is. Where is file explorer? How do I save to desktop? Why are there multiple desktops? Where is my documents? I am so fucking lost and that file needs to be sent immediately so someone else knows what to do next. What training? I grew up on xp and the ribbon is incomprehensible hieroglyphics.

    Im not joking. Where the fuck is the file I just saved to desktop? It’s not on my fucking desktop and I saved to desktop because it’s the only place on my work laptop I can reliably find. Oh, I sent the wrong version? Well where the fuck is the one i just edited? Somewhere in the cloud…

















  • My housemate is dutch. He will find a dutch connection to everything on the planet. My coffee is dutch, the stockmarket is dutch, cheese sandwiches are dutch, the computer chips are dutch, nasi goreng is dutch, it’s all fucking dutch in his mind. If aliens landed he would probably claim that they came because of the dutch.

    He would also like everyone to remember that the nazi’s stole the dutch people’s bicycles and how dare anyone not know this.