regardless what they teach you in school

if you haven’t heard of air, it’s an invisible blend of gases so addictive, we suffer fatal withdrawal symptoms within minutes of our supply being cut off

just gotta grease the right palms

I can see Thanksgiving being gluttony day

Thanks, we don’t want to get mixed up in this.

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Really though it was likely a cell phone in her hand to begin with.

Here’s your comment with 3 points 3 minutes in.

Hopefully both of the people using snaps can recover from this.

How’d you get your balls in a twist?