Gross.

Let other people enjoy whatever the hell they want.

He’s one of those German cannibals!

I’m in an ethical pickle.

You need the rest of it:

See?

My friends call this my “brightside bullshit” but it is a power. No matter what awful thing happens, I can say, “I know this can’t kill me,” and that’s pretty good.

…admittedly some things, you’d rather they kill you, but luckily, most of those are behind us. So! Prepared to deal with anything.

Mine made me capable of surviving almost anything. Which is terrible. But you can spin that, for your resume.

I’ve been using stuff like “capable in a changing environment” and “adept at multitasking” to mean “I have CPTSD and ADHD” for years.

Medium answer: you bet.