also farting becomes a dice roll on whether or not you will rupture eardrums with the ensuing noise

as an aspiring goth woman I hope I have the glint

I see you absolutely everywhere

love my goth enby homies fr edit: envy to enby

agree, hanging out on little websites and blogs is a lot of fun. one of my favorites is tilde.town, lots of cool little microblogs there

I’m so sad that I missed out on this era of the internet. I only got online in 2020, just horrible timing. all you older folk were so lucky

top 10 things I wish I could unsee

all clear, bible never said you can’t finger blast the homies a little

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

ah yes the neckgina