“Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job.”

Edit: after I stopped laughing, of course.

He’s not fat! He’s big-boned!

Are Brickathon and Toyotathon cousins? Seems like a family name.

The potato?

Hmm… Maybe potato.

…I can’t find it.

Where’s the Ed Sheeran bit? I’m sure there’s a reference in there.

Is he the carrot? He’s the carrot, isn’t he?

Because thats what passes for being “funny” online. Being a gross weirdo in public for likes and coopting anyone nearby into extras for simply having existed.

“Hello, my name is [redacted] and I’m a recovering dualboot user. It’s been…wow, yeah, I’m 27 days sober using only Linux on my machine…You know, it’s like they tell you, you think you’ll never stop. You think “How could I stop drinking this Win11 slop? My whole life has been like this!” Naw, man. When they tell you that you don’t miss the taste, that it will come to disgust you, looking back. They’re right. They were all right all alo-” insert meloncolic sobbing for 92 minutes

“Excuse me…sir? This is a Wendy’s.”

Is there a hidden Ed Sheeran reference here I’m not getting?

Is this a Balkan joke or something?

Preach!

Yes, it is too bad you all are barely more than animals, failing daily to even aspire to live up to basic public decorum.

It’s because the bottled sewerage market demands that their product be called “refined sewerage,” or sometimes “sparkling sewerage” if carbonated.

But it can only be called “le fizzy shitz” if it’s from the Shitz region of France.

Same.

But whooooo damn do I occasionally miss having a smoke.

I’ve not smoked for more years than I smoked at this point, but the habit is in me. My brain only remembers the good parts.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!

Lol, not going to do it. Been mildly electrocuted too many times to mess around with something like this.

More so curious about the physics here, but I see it’s basically a roll of the dice that it does work and doesnt just fry everything.

Any serious DIY person can just splice an extra male plug onto a cord faster than driving to the store and reading this sign.

Holy shit, does that work?

I’m only familiar with having a generator properly wired into the house system at the panel, not some electrical Uno Reverse.

For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.

Mon Dieu, qui voudrait supprimer le pack de langue française ?

Was sadly on Windows without my explicit consent :(