Use the acronym: BOSS

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

One step at a time

First thing I thought of, as well. That scene gave me nightmares as a child.

I’m in my mid 30s, and I’ve been saying it ever since I learned it from an animated series based on the movie Jumanji.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

That’s very interesting and informative. Cheers!

At least Hitler cared about Germany, or something.

This is a highly regarded comment.

Looks a bit like Dave Foley to me.

Sounds like the monsters on The Sopranos talking about their dicks. “I gave her the old suseej”.

How do I shoot photons?

If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.