Some say Samsung was in development of such a device… They had this prototype that you could fit in your pocket.

Pepper?

Me too, although it’s slightly less than normal ones, the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other and DARE once a year.

And if this fails you can still use the brass knuckles, plus rob them too.

My issue seems to be that when those guides were written it assumed I had pulse audio and no pipewire.

Didn’t work in Kubuntu, I guess I’ll try Fedora

Well basically