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Wow this might be the first time a red circle was actually necessary for me to get the joke

I also believed in it at first, but having to tell my friends my new phone didn’t have WhatsApp was crazy and made me instantly regret not being more critical when buying it.

What blood?

Her non-vacinated child doesn’t look very happy. Not sure whether it doesn’t like parties or it’s still upset about dying for no good reason.

Did this the first year or so, but got over it tbh

I’ve never heard anyone say newpipe is good

Google is a company multi-billion dollar corporation.

Companies Multi-billion dollar corporations do not care about you. You are not a person, you are a number.

(Well ok, there is plenty of small business who also don’t care about you, that’s not my point).

Imagine you’d have to unlock your butt plug before it allows you to remove it. Kill me now.

it’s somehow more hygienic than putting your mouth on restaurant cups.

That is why i only get food in places with disposable plates and cutlery ;)