I’d be surprised if this isn’t photoshopped

Wow thank you so much for explaining the joke!

Is he?

Wait until you see a Pizza Hut pizza

On a serious note wtf age is Clint Eastwood in this photo? 40? 70?

But… what’s the fourth? Personally, I’d pay a premium for 3. Don’t jizz in my cake

This but “freezer” and “frozen vegetables I bought before the pandemic”

Bullshit, I can’t store a laptop in my cheeks

Edit: fuck, I can’t even store an iPad in my cheeks. Also… ouch

People call it “the catch” but it’s really the throw after that was the impressive part

That a Mad Lion drinking Mad Dog. Gotta love it

It’s called publication bias, idiots. Research that has no strong result doesn’t get published

Dude I’m trying to give you legit advice here, seriously

You’re trying waaaaay too hard to be cool

Might’ve found the most cringe comment of the week, everyone

“Jimmies”

So… Philly? Boston?

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In case you’re a dude who never used a good sex toy, this is kinda accurate

I’m not seeing the evidence that you are claiming.

There are many reasons that unpaid volunteer mods delete content, including reposts, issues with the OP, etc.

Did you steal this from a post that was made a few hours ago?

That’s meta bro

Edit: 5 hours in between posts

That’s my hunch