How about you just don’t make this kind of analogy in the year 2024?
I am me and always have been
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Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.
Lucky! Mine’s gone, and I honestly can’t remember if I deleted it
I see you have never built a chicken coop.
jennwiththesea@lemmy.worldto Privacy@lemmy.ml•Google will no longer hold onto people's location data in Google Maps — meaning it can't turn that info over to the police4·2 years agoThat means that you’re the product
jennwiththesea@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This page in my kid’s book from school to learn how to read.English3·2 years agoEven after reading your comment, it took me three more tries to see it! Wild.
Seriously, that’s a 20-25 minute walk. Perfect, natural exercise opportunity completely wasted!
jennwiththesea@lemmy.worldOPto Memes@lemmy.ml•When the person you always knew was going to become a life coach achieves their final form2·2 years agoYeah, I was exceptionally lazy this morning.
I am not the bro you’re speaking to, but I am a parent. Dinner is sometimes at 5:15 and other days it’s at 6:45. It just depends on everyone’s schedules. So don’t assume that a random bro on the internet knows when dinner is.
That’s the exact shape of a certain type of menstrual cup.
Mine has a window and a light, but the light won’t turn on until the dishes are done so you can effectively see nothing in there. The conspiracy continues!
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I wanted to be her, actually.
jennwiththesea@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Let's move this along, future boy23·2 years agoThis is the perfect level of grumpy old man.
Yes, Angelfire!! My first website was there. It was ✨ sparkly✨ and quite lovely. 😂 I only ever see people talk about Live Journal nowadays, which I think was after my time.
I hate massages while they’re happening. They hurt like hell. But then afterward, my back is golden for weeks, so it’s worth it. I just have to endure!
Orange. Pure orange, yellow orange, neon, burnt. Not so much red-orange, but I do love oranges that have a bit of a pink sheen, like padparadscha sapphires.