I think Jon Stewart would make a great president. I also think he would probably be miserable and I would hate to do that to him.

Kind of feels like our “crossing the Rubicon” moment. Except instead of an intellgent and accomplished general leading an army, we got a clown leading a circus.

I have an idea! Let’s put the guy whose policies partly contributed to our current economic state back in charge of everything. He’ll definitely fix it this time.

Oh, no. They will be hurt the same as everyone else but The Donald will just tell them that it’s the Democrats/immigrants/gay people’s/critical race theory’s fault and they will believe him because having someone else to blame for their problems is a lot easier than fixing their problems.

The Book of Mormon is a wild ride.

“I think your little dog looks tasty. It’s literally the only reason I’m here right now.”

What about double barreled shotguns? Those are each going to require two fingers. I’m beginning to think the creators of this change.org petition haven’t really thought this through.

It’s called an elephant gun because it’s for shooting elephants. Not because it’s the size of an elephant. There is no way a horses hoof or an elephants trunk will fit in the barrel of a gun thats less than an inch a single freedom unit in diameter.

But you know what will? A finger. You’re just going to want to shove it in their really good because those cartridges pack a punch.

Say old top, that is one fine lookin’ bowl of hot bewilderment you got there.

Gestures Broadly

See?? Bunch of fucking morons.

“Find 'em, fool 'em, free 'em, and forget 'em…”

That depends on the state but at least in my state it requires a court order for both situations.

“Mrs. [Husbands firstname lastname]” is a pretty dated form of address. I feel like I don’t see that a lot anymore. Except in very formal situations and from people who don’t realize it’s out of style. It’s also seems to have become more acceptable to refer to all women as “Miss/Ms.” Regardless of her martial status. I sincerely doubt the address mistake was meant to be offensive.

One thing I do find infuriating is the fact that it in numerous states in the US, it is much harder for a man to take his wife’s last name when getting married than the other way around. A woman can mail a form and a copy of her marriage license to the Social Security Administration and get the DMV to reissue her driver’s license. That’s all it takes.

A man often has to get a court order which I think is very discriminatory.

“The Quietpocalypse”

Some office workers secretly ignoring Armageddon, merely pretending to scream in terror

Someone’s about to get Litt up!

If ISP’s are liable for piracy, so are power utilities.

You get involved in a land war in Asia too?

Good old caller id spoofing.

That’s when you’ve got them on the hook. Then you string them along until they finally realize that you’ve been messing with them the entire time and start angrily cursing you over the phone.

I make it my personal mission to waste as much of those shitbags time as possible.

Does anyone answer if you call back?

I love fucking with the actual scammers. Last time I actually paid for an eFax subscription and kept spamming them back with fax calls.

It took a day or two but they stopped calling.