Oh hecc borzoi did a evolve

Trump pin which is a thing now for idiotic reasons

…in a pot?

In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!

Zero. Born in the early '80s.

I feel like you get me.

And everything’s cool in the mind of a gangsta

We have something similar: we’d say someone is “all bark, no bite”.

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

It makes me toot too much :(

In a world full of people, only some want to buy

Yeah, styrofoam’s notoriously bad for the environment. Plus just annoying to deal with. I hate it.

The fuck is happening there? Jesus

Right? IMO it’s rude to just call someone out of the blue and expect that they’ll be able to drop everything to chat with you.

Unfortunately, my mom loves to call unannounced, and because my parents are getting older I feel the need to answer in case something’s wrong.

Egg whites.

Good point, I didn’t catch that

Shiloh all the way.

My husband says pobcorn just to fuck with me, I hate it so bad but I can’t help laughing