Go on…

The food of the gods.

It’s pretty much a staple in the New Jersey food landscape and for good reason.

(Too bad for you they don’t have a ‘Taylor Ham’, egg, and cheese sizzli) >;)

Sure, that way I can get a pork roll, egg, and cheese Sizzli to fuel me before I go Trenton on your ass

Well first of all, that’s the standard greeting in New Jersey

As a proud New Jerseyan, I offer a hearty fuck you to whoever made this lameass sign.

Pork roll. I will die on this hill.

Yeah you could easily get them made on a machine at the boardwalk

I don’t know what the original context was for this video but I give a hard side-eye to anyone who films themselves crying and posts it for attention. Girl get a fucking grip.

Fuck that, make the check out to Cash!

Give it to me, baby!

This made me smile :)

For me, the dread begins right around Labor Day. It starts out small but by the time Halloween comes around, it becomes this huge sucking pit in my stomach. I really hate the holidays.

Anxiety zucchini

Yes, short for doggo.

She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I’m sure she’s probably had all of her body hair lasered off.

Way ahead of ya friend.

I have a well and a reverse osmosis system, and the water is amazing. I’ve never had water that tastes so good.

I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.

I absolutely would eat that.