Dicks out for Jane goodall

Have someone squeeze the pumpkin so the wet stuff comes out and it looks like the pumpkin is pooping in your mouth.

THE BUMPS MADE HER VAGINA DO AN ORGASM

Warning: side effects include: a condition known as moneyspend, injury to yourself, strangers, and/or loved ones, urinating in alleys, acute cocaine intoxication, “wherethefucka i”, “what the fuck happened last night itis”, post sexual coitus encephalitis, limp dick, dry vagina, a nagging desire for lager bombs, poor Mexican accents, acute vitamin c poisoning, dehydration, a condition known as dirt knees. If you experience nausea, committing, or good judgment please consult a doctor immediately and consume more tequila. It’s important that you do not operate heavy machinery while taking tequila unless it is a forklift or skid steer.

Nerrrrrg

Hornse

Yeah. For me it’s be like: if we die then at least we’ll die together.

NOW WIFE, PREPARE THE FALCONUS GIGANTICUS FOR COMBAT, FOR WE RIDE NOW INTO BATTLE ON THE PEREGRINE WINGS OF GENDER EQUALITY AND RECIPROCAL ORAL SEX, BUT IN A MORE IMPORTANT, MORE LITERAL WAY ON THE WINGS OF THIS BIG ASS BIRD.

This, and also you can always be a better, more likable version of yourself. There’s a difference between understanding the things people expect from other people and tailoring your actions and thoughts to align with those things, and sacricifing who you are to be taken advantage of, or contorting yourself into something unrecognizable.

It’s a fine line that many people who are not neurotypical or struggle with some kind of trauma have trouble finding, but it is real and learning to see it can bring positive and lasting change to your life.

Also, nobody likes someone that eats poop so if you eat your own poop or other peoples poop the stop eating poop.

They all use Hannah Montana Linux because every other kind of Linux is for posers. Especially arch, btw.

Oh. Yeah it all makes sense now.

I personally support bringing the r word back but am vehemently opposed to literally everything conservatives stand for.

Me too. I am rolling like a fucking tire. I fucking love everything.

Depends on the instance really.

Spanikopitaius

I’ll take it

Wat

I replaced all the voices in the empire strikes back with my voice and all the faces with my face using ai. It’s kind of janky but it is hands down the best use of AI ever and if you disagree with me you’re wrong.