This tweet is going to be 11 years old very soon!

For the anniversary I wish she would tell us what movies her boyfriend possibly could have meant, and how she liked them.

What are the requirements?

At 1:40 he defines his minimum hole size, but I chose a minimum size that doesn’t count tear ducts.

Also I just found out, I may not know what a hole is. If I puncture a plate twice, it now has 3 ways to tie a string through it, so 3 holes? Can anything have just 2 holes?

Am topologist, I’m counting 6 holes. 3 from the ass to mouth, and each nostril, one each from each nostril to the mouth, and one from one nostril to the other.

Blender calculates this as the optimal packing. It’s smaller than the ideal, but I’ve seen Blender be wrong before.

That’s just to make sure people don’t actually sit down on the ham, as it’s collecting aroma.