lime!

a member of the something awful forum

remember when sms didn’t auto-stitch? those were the days

well have i got news for you

is quick at patching and apologising for some of them

*is quick to backtrack when anyone questions him on anything

paragraph five of the linked wikipedia section

now? he’s been sucking for years. there’s a reason minecraft is credited to hatsune miku.

safety razor, i buy a hundred pack of blades every year

so with modern hood heights, that’s… 30 meters?

i spend €8 a year on razors, how many barber visits is that?

sounds like you grew up in america.

then you and i must be in different parts of the world because here, most people in coffee shops just used to read the paper.

i have a log and a planer for when i want to write

“where you have brushed” -> either “where in your mouth” or “where you were when brushing”

man, when i was a kid i was bullied for reading at recess, or infodumping about inappropriate stuff, or being bad at running. kids these days are so materialist.

looking at it again on a big screen i’m 100% sure it’s an ai image. the word “really” is a dead giveaway, even ignoring things like the disappearing ceiling lamp or the fact that the bed seems to be backwards

i think the question stands, why would someone have that at home?

also, this paper looks too flat and thick to have come off of a roll

what is that paper size why would anyone have that

then have them pay for it.

anubis is basically a bitcoin miner, with the difficulty turned way down (and obviously not resulting in any coins), so it’s inherently random. if it takes minutes it does seem like something is wrong though. maybe a network error?

never been a thing here. cafés are where you go with friends.