The Queen is still alive and we have her. Just don’t tell anyone, okay?

Ugh. This picture makes me uncomfortable.

There are no buffalo in Buffalo!

Because it’s dull, you twit! It’ll hurt more!

Seems like if you killed half of a bacteria that would kill the whole thing, wouldn’t it? You can’t just chop a bacteria in half. I don’t think…

Then humans would get a pass, since we’re attached to our gut biome.

What happens if you play it backwards?