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Why are dream bathrooms so ffucked up, like seriously

Yeah just having a larf, in the style of the op.

And then your prompt is all messed up, and your output is missing \rs for some reason, so output prints like:

$ ls -l
drwxr-xr-x  2 lentil lentil Desktop/
                                   drwxrwxr-x  4 lentil lentil doom/
                                                                   drwxr-xr-x 17 lentil lentil Downloads/%

Feather gauntlet. Some beeswax terminals emulate it if you run kill -SIGFET $(pidof <your-gaunt-applet-here>).

I usually head the file, which at worst triggers the feather gauntlet

I could do this with my eyes closed