Turn their reply to this post upside down

Searing does not seal in moisture in meat; it causes it to lose some moisture. Meat is seared to brown it and to affect its color, flavor, and texture

This one fucked me up.

I, too, would like a house for $1 please

Feels like this guy overheard a conversation about what mods are at a crowded buffalo wild wings in cleveland eight years ago and never researched the topic further, assuming they know everything they could possibly need to know

I think it’s because if you take the numbers individually, 225 looks like it would be half of 550 because 25 is half of 50.

But in actuality, half of 550 is 275.

Buddy this ain’t helping me at all

I believe they do, yes, but I’m not a bear shit professional

Not sure what you’re trying to say here

Can always count on SatansMaggotyCumFart to be an empathetic, calming presence in the chat

I’m pretty positive that this is not the scene where this actually comes from, and it’s not even the right quote?

It feels like every day there’s a new development that somehow makes the developer look worse than they already did smh

Edit: I will say, drama aside, I do genuinely feel sick to my stomach for the people like yourself who have invested time and money and heartache in this game only for the developers to treat you like this. It’s such a shitty situation.

As a non-Tarkov player I have to say I’ve been loving the drama of this story. I’m able to watch a good v evil story unfold in front of my eyes with zero stakes.

lol raycasting isn’t optimized for server side deployment, it would increase the poly count of the mesh tenfold, which would in turn increase average ping and fps. Couple that with the client side rendering problem and I don’t know anything about development just kidding

You look like someone who eats hot dogs the long way

My favorite thing online is Very Serious Shitposts.

Sometimes I wonder if life is easier with negative brain cells. Just posting whatever. Zero critical thinking required. Just drifting through life leaving a trail of stunned disbelief in your wake.

Damn anyone know when this photo was taken?

Is Snot Flickerman a pseudonym for Scott Aukerman? Because it sure sounds like one.

Makes you wonder why they’d shout hurrah in that situation.