Here are some more fun facts about driving blind, the car horn can be used for echolocation and the exhaust pipe fits a cane to see if there are drivers behind you.

I’d recommend separate computers

Usually you make your first dad joke when your kid is born. If it didn’t happen for you, you might need to go back and ask the doctor to hold you upside down and slap you on the ass.

I’m surprised I’ve never seen Bugs Bunny do any of this

Very well, your toilet wine will be served to you together with the bath tub lasagna

May I offer you a bowl of sauvignon blanc to go with your glass of soup?