

It’s just an unending cycle of collecting rings and then losing them all when something comes out of nowhere and knocks you on your ass.
Now that I think about it, making them rings was kind of a heavy-handed choice…
It’s just an unending cycle of collecting rings and then losing them all when something comes out of nowhere and knocks you on your ass.
Now that I think about it, making them rings was kind of a heavy-handed choice…
If her friends don’t cum- and if they don’t cum- well they’re no friends of mine
Ween is a giant circle around the entire graph that’s too large to be depicted here
I don’t know why, but I really love the idea of representing Millenials as Shrek and Gen Z as Donkey, and that’s how I’m gonna see us from now on.
You guys have fun fuckin’ that dragon. I’m gonna go angrily bathe in my filth pool. ❤️
Nah, these aren’t dongs. They’re definitely uteran, in honor of Women’s History Month!
Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album
Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything
Abridged version
Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don’t even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that’d be wayyy faster and easier.
Chocolate Eclair. Nice texture. Really scrapes the sides clean.
What the fuck? These assholes stole my catchphrase
If Harris loses, I don’t even want to think of what the next four years will bring. But, whichever way it goes, I take at least some small solace in knowing the PAC text spam will finally shut the fuck up for a little while…
Same. I like to start with A Period of Cream first, though
Me, but instead of affecting her clothes in any way, The Hand™️ activates my neurons by drawing the two circles on her face
Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, “mega bodacious,” and “tubular to the max.” Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a “cowabunga.” More as this develops.
Couldn’t find it. Gave up.
Keith has mad balls using a picture of Simu Liu on his dating profile
It’s scary, but it’s something we all face someday. One day, I’ll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.
Blenders. Gender ephemeral. Intangibles. An even cooler fourth option, probably.
There are tons of cool names you could go with when your identity lies outside of preconceived boundaries (and pretty much transcends them). But, non-binary’s pretty clinical-sounding, so I guess it’s easier to work into a professional setting or something.
Oh! And be sure not to forget the part where Jim Jones then proceeded to turn his gun on himself and take the quick death instead of suffering the way he forced everyone else to.
Funny how often monsters turn out to be cowards as well. History rhymes, I guess.
At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.
I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.