It gets 13 gallons per mile.

Oh did he compile his OS before breakfast? I think the screen needs to show the time as proof it was indeed breakfast. Perhaps the next panel can be the windows guy just in awe that an OS was compiled before breakfast.

^ Confirming expert.

Speaking of the good 'ol days, remember when “It’s a shoop. I can tell by the pixels?” was thing. This feels like that but everyone seems to be running it through an AI checker…

IT’S A MINERAL!

This sounds like the machine from Idiocracy that prints your ID on your arm. First Name: “Not” Last name: “Sure” Tattooing “Not Sure” on your arm for identification!

I stand corrected.

We all know Valve can’t count past two.

"Hotdog … no hotdog … " That’s the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it’s not real, but that just makes it funny.

I don’t encourage anyone to sacrifice themselves on the alter of idiocy either. Be tactful out there.

They’re almost double that here for the jumbo egg. And that’s for the ones with all the nutritious steroids, antibiotics, and added chicken suffering.

How much for the egg? Askin’ for a friend.

It’s ok “The Picard Maneuver” everyone has their shitpost day … wait where am I again??

Gold Medalist in mental gymnastics right here.

All the stuff that got it banned from schools trying to ban other books.

I didn’t even know Brazilian fart porn was a thing until South Park.