IT’S A MINERAL!

This sounds like the machine from Idiocracy that prints your ID on your arm. First Name: “Not” Last name: “Sure” Tattooing “Not Sure” on your arm for identification!

I stand corrected.

We all know Valve can’t count past two.

"Hotdog … no hotdog … " That’s the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it’s not real, but that just makes it funny.

I don’t encourage anyone to sacrifice themselves on the alter of idiocy either. Be tactful out there.

They’re almost double that here for the jumbo egg. And that’s for the ones with all the nutritious steroids, antibiotics, and added chicken suffering.

How much for the egg? Askin’ for a friend.

It’s ok “The Picard Maneuver” everyone has their shitpost day … wait where am I again??

Gold Medalist in mental gymnastics right here.

All the stuff that got it banned from schools trying to ban other books.

I didn’t even know Brazilian fart porn was a thing until South Park.