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You’re telling me businesses didn’t want to hold meetings in Second Life and consumers didn’t want Facebook harvesting data?

I’m shocked, I say. Shocked!

The CIA is full of bastards now, but it was also full of bastards back then too.

This is why I voted for the Lemon Party.

When you say what three times and they don’t talk any louder.

All it’s saying is he banged your mom, but I don’t see how that’s relevant.

So what did he do?

One thing about his death was his final words being a prick line about gun violence before getting shot in the throat was pretty dang funny.

Is he though?

Love my slop filters. Every day I walk around with my augmented reality glasses and have slop filters enabled for everyone I see. I use slop filters when making love to my wife.

Down payment on a house or pay the hospital for one child birth. Choose.

It makes more sense than it doesn’t.

Maybe not as shadow cabal type of collusion, but as the path of least resistance that all these entities would find themselves going down independently… at the same time.

At least nobody is taking about those times Trump raped those girls anymore, right?

Republican National Convention

I’m putting on my needs context hat and standing next to the needs context sign.

feels old, man

Just hold off on the RGB like you do the avocado toast.

Mine was about $100 when I got it years ago. The same model is going for $150 now.

Your mileage may vary on its usefulness, but to me being able to wash rice and toss it into the pot then forget about it while I make everything else is kinda like the cooking equivalent to getting a second monitor. Not required and is kind of a luxury, but it’s super useful to have and it improves your workflow.

It’s one of those things where once you have properly cooked rice you’ll look at anyone boiling it in a pot like you would a caveman trying to use a cellphone.

What company did Elmo found?

You know it’s a premium rice cooker when the alarm sound is a music jingle. My microwave wishes it were that sophisticated.