There are, they’re just a bit out of frame.

Can I “join” and not name any cereals just to beat the fuck out of a bunch of proud boys?

I think we have a similar commute, or there’s more than one dummy with that matte black.

I usually see it on a street with the same name as a hospital they tore down…

Yeah, but not on the lips.

Yeah, that creamsicle is chef’s kiss; definitely my favorite.

As a Nightshift Psychopath™ my caffeine dependencies are a bit different than “normal” people who drink coffee and don’t get accused of Vampirism. A buddy of mine used to make “pixie stix” out of C4 powder & Boba Straws for the times you get voluntold into a 16hr shift.

I haven’t reached that point yet, but I’ve thought about it more than I thought I would.

Are you criticizing my MIDI art?

The Skittles and Starburst flavors are the ones I usually go after, but yeah, they stiff you on the caffeine.

Reign is my go to, can get a 24 pack at Sam’s club for $35. 8 each of white gummi bear, orange creamsicle, and rainbow sherbet.

Bang, yes. The Rockstar X-Durance, specifically. The thing to look for is them being sugar free & having 300mg of caffeine in a can. That’s “high end” compared to Monster, Red Bull, etc.

Run. That’s what I would do. Then probably call the fire department, the gas company, or an exorcist. Possibly all 3.

As a caffeine connoisseur, the “high end” energy drinks designed as pre-work out are all sugar free to prevent the terrible crash & stored sugar energy reserves. Was a night and day difference when I switched.

Bang, Reign, & C4 are the dedicated brands, Rockstar X-Durance is another popular one.

“I don’t know why, but if you remove this comment it fucks up everything.”

I saw this comment in a piece of code once; I left it there as not to tempt the fates.

There’s a place near me that makes “Crispy Phillies”, essentially a chimichanga made out of Philly stuff.

I limit myself to one a month, otherwise I would die from pure bliss (and heart failure)

It’s not censored, that ass is money!

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It’s all part of the “obscenity” laws that keep getting passed, making porn sites verify ages and all that BS. Other platforms don’t want to be seen as obscene, so they censor content in order to not lose a shitton of traffic.

Hence the rise of “un-alive”…

I miss the Wild West days when teachers would go to whitehouse.com and show a room full of 8 year olds a naked blonde with full bush & Q-cup tits.

There may have been “other factors” that were not legal in my state at the time contributing to my pantsless genius…

True Neutral solution. Also I get a bigger piece.

I’ve used my jeans as oven mitts before.

First night in new apartment, making frozen pizza, oven mitts are… Wait, do I even own oven mitts? Is there a towel around? Jeans are thick, that should work!

Sitting on the floor, sans pants, eating a Red Baron off the box it came in, sliced haphazardly with a pocket knife is peak adulting.

I’ve been a D&D geek since it was still Advanced D&D, so I’m well aware of the similarities.

The fact that everyone is in denial of is that obsession with sports statistics is a socially acceptable Autistic Hyperfixation.

Now there’s 2702 billionaires to take out…