To be fair, it is something sweet to wish upon someone. It’s just the context is that person has to be dead.

While I’m not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.

Never have I ever seen a snoot that doesn’t get booped

Hey now. The US also lost a war against jungle villagers, and then later started losing wars against inanimate objects like drugs.

I would have expected her to be one of those annoying un-set cards that make you irl get into a batshit crazy argument and ruin everyone’s night in order to tap the card for one mana of any colour.

On the plus side it has she has bat synergy with some of the Bloomburrow cards.

That’s why I always go for the parry, disarming the doctor and asserting my dominance.

accelerate the velocity of development

Honestly I believe them. Because velocity is a vector, development going directly backwards at an accelerating rate is in line with what they said.

When I first saw this I realized I had assumed Dr. Pepper (beyond the drink) was a man, but I think for me it was because as a kid I remember commercials with a deep voiced man and my dumb kid brain thought that was the doctor.

Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our memes.

Actually I am a paleontologist and coincidentally I do have a new discovery. I call it “Largefoot”, or it’s taxonomically correct name, Largus Footus. I would show my definitive proof but I left it in a pocket of my other sweatpants.

Maybe it’s definitive proof that you can still chat after death.

I’m like a 6/10 in terms of excitement about this.

Yeah, sometimes it’s not about finding the “perfect” solution, but taking 100 small steps that each move things in the right direction.

Yeah well mine is ALPHA

A - incorrect

L - bad

P - trash

H - garbage

A - accessible

That’s why sinks have stoppers, to collect the people juice.

Why are you so cringe?

I think the left number is football fields but I’m not sure about the second…

What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?

Wait… That isn’t normal?