Lmfao you just gave me another shitpost idea.

What? Pfft. I do it all the time.

Twice.

Maybe 3, I can’t remember from past accounts.

I just want to say I’m so happy to have been a part of getting JD Vance recognized as a couch fucker.

I remember the day the original post was made. And to this day there is no evidence JD Vance hasn’t fucked a couch.

I’m an engineer. I literally get paid to be right. Because of this, I give an accurate assessment of my own answer if I am not certain.

The amount of times I am certain of being right is probably countable on a single hand over the past dozen years of my career.

Typically if I have a working solution in front of me or documentation of being correct I will plainly state it. There’s no need to play with words.

“No, in the documentation, it states”

Or “No, I have the solution in front of me this is the process” etc.

That’s bullshit.

If I was completely certain of something, I would say so.

In most scenarios, if I’m wrong, I lacked pieces of information. It doesn’t really matter how strongly I feel I am right if I’m wrong. It certainly doesn’t matter how often I am right, because I could get it wrong.

In particular if there is a chunk of knowledge where I don’t know how much information I am lacking, that’s the worst outcome. I could be so extremely wrong that it requires more time than waiting to confirm whether or I am.

It’s very rude and condescending of management and clients to always be so critical of my “confidence.” It has nothing to do with how “confident” I am in an solution.

I get paid to be right. So I will be right a lot. It isn’t a magical he’s usually right so he’s right this time. If that is what is expected of me, use LLMs.

Edit: It may not be clear, but I have given the “certain” I am right 4 or 5 times over 13 years. It’s RARE. I do not sugarcoat. I don’t have the energy to play social games when time, money, and system availability is at stake.

Yeah ok. Anything to shut the monologue up at this point

What’s a conservative’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Boot.

Look when I take a date to an arcade, she better appreciate skeeball.

Skeeball is like THE arcade game of arcade games. Because after a few rounds it starts to click. And you got your rhythm and your throw. But every slight deviation you get a different result. I love it.

This is actually the one that came to me too. I will be honest.

Ahaa, ahaaa!

Greta is part of Hamas now?

He’s a bit crabby about something

that setup was great. Context, delivery, follow-through, 100% flawless.

It’s way more than just the pedefacists I’m processing, but I have no chance unless I get this together.

I got a balance being a father and the income provider to, so it’s probably going to be a little bit before I figure it out. I don’t also know how long ive been in this burnout

So guys

I discovered that autistic burnout is a thing.

You know because suddenly you need to rest your head from all the stress and it ends up being a 5 hour nap that you clearly feel better after then… Sleep just as well

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I gotta do this today. I liked Ubuntu but I need something less thinky like Bazzite.

I tried it earlier, but my flash drive fried (didn’t know it) ended up with like 4 partitions on my nvme, none of which would boot. No kernel found in grub, was able to boot into recovery from the stick, did the media test BAM failed sector. Went in to try and wipe the drive, magically had a 6.98 available space and the whole drive was write protected.

That’s a turtle with a single hair, and impaled by a really, really big pole.

I don’t think I understand what’s going on here.

Clearly the fetish is being a masochist. And masochists pay for doms. They’re all advertising cheap pain services, EXCEPT alice, who isn’t advertising, and mentions a rabbit hole, and the only thing I can think of is that she doesn’t mean her rabbit holes.

What am I missing?