rasbora

That’s why my toilet has a seatbelt.

I’m a bit rusty on the rules but before becoming a saint, don’t you first have to die?

In that case I’m all for Trump being sainted.

Docking?

Ideally, yes. But in any case if it has a wire at least it’ll let you fish it out like a tampon.

Pro tip: if you buy a vibrator, don’t go for a cordless one.

Just saying.

Gimps were a thing long before Pulp Fiction, buddy.

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… Or so I’ve been told!!

“Hey! Who didn’t flush?!”

“But what about my rights?? Drinking spoiled milk with chalk probably cures cancer or something, of course They don’t want you doing that! Why do you hate freedom?”

My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, getting most of it stuck in his fur…

Your foreskin has no bearing on your ability to wash your dick

I imagine the whole circumcision thing makes sense when you’re wandering the desert for years and there’s not a whole lot of water around, but other than that, yeah.