Holy shit, they’re cousins!?

I don’t think the person that created this has ever seen a fillet knife…

You and me both, buddy. I’m not crying, you’re crying. Is someone cutting onions?

Seriously. I bought wireless earbuds for working out. They fit perfectly when dry, but if I’m not careful when working out they’ll get sweaty and slip out. This used to happen occasionally with wired ear buds too but at least there was a cable to keep them from falling on the floor. Anyone have suggestions?