Spykee

Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.

Glad to know your government fucks you too.

In Pikachu’s defense, Ash’s mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain’t the bad boy here, he just under her influence.

Oh she did have impediments…in her head.

It’s the same on this part of the planet.
Same suggestion to you.
Forge a new one. Make yourself younger/older, male/female, gay/ultra max gay and then use that to watch all sorts of kinky stuff.
Profit.

Great. Can you forge a new one? Get a new ID. Make yourself 10yrs younger/older.
Then watch all the porn you want.
Simple.

WHY IS NOBODY USING THE CORRECT SPELLING?
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO LEARN, DAMN IT!
WHAT THE FUCK IS MALK?
MELK?
SERIOUSLY?
IT IS SPELLED
M
L
I
K
…no, hold on
IT IS SPELLED
M
I
K
L
…YOU WANKERS JINXED IT.

Don’t you guys have some form of government ID that almost anybody can forge? Or is it an old thing?

awoo awooo awooo
wuf wuf

Everybody here arguing over how useful/useless Amazon is for them.
Poor New Zealanders out there in the corner, still living their lives without ever seeing a single Amazon box thrown at their porch.
But none of you thought about them Kiwis, did you? No. You only think about yourself. Good job, keep it up.

…but…but I am ugly.
Please, let me live in darkness.