<laughs in bidet>

It’s a Google service, bound to be killed sometime and with minimal warning.

It’s actual candy. Good question though.

https://greataussiesweetcompany.com.au/products/candy-toothbrush

It’s just a Breville toaster, nothing smart about it.

I’ll get there! It’s low on the list of priorities, I have a whole washing machine to disassemble first, groan.

I did try! Bread came back out in much the same fashion. Ended up using the grill.

Missed opportunity for 69420 volts.

Haha this too, but actually this

https://youtu.be/a01QQZyl-_I

Yup. You’re telling me! He “borrowed” a license from a mate… it’s all cooked up. He’s in a fair amount of trouble.

“Lowest bidder” - The whole job has to be ripped out and redone. He used heaps of second hand crap too. It’s a real mess. You should see his companies electrical work. They don’t have a mechanical services or electrical license. It’s a wonderful situation.

It’s an old sign.

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Enjoy getting fucked by the corporate rootkits. I hope your gaming PC is just for gaming.

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Heard joke twice: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.”

Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Pagliacci.”

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum.

Curtains.

Idk, I can be outwardly joking, laughing, but still have nothing inside except a fight to not throw myself in front of that bus, grab that knife, jump, crash, etc. If I can’t maintain composure then I withdraw, hide from others, work, etc. I’m not always like those though! Just to point out that there are some deep pits that humour can’t be found in.

All the time.

Done, sponsor level on Patreon.

By that logic, why wash it off at all? Why do anything?

Don’t worry I smoke shitloads of weed too.