swab148

It’s really not as tough as it’s made out, try something like Endeavour for all the “Arch” but with some sane defaults. The hardest thing is learning a new package manager, but Arch’s is called pacman and it looks like Pac-Man, so you get extra whimsy!

It’s good cardio!

“… Bazinga.”

This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you’re showering, you instead decide to jerk it