you’re fucking with me, right?

how am i supposed to know that they’re actually my bones though? what if you’re just shipping me some other dudes bones? I mean, i’ll take em, but i’d prefer my own brand.

thanks! I’m going to check them out.

TIL, i thought i read that 10 year tax thing somewhere. probably just bs i saw online and didn’t look into it

iban thing is nice, do you know if you can finance cars or homes? right now i have to have to drive around a beater because no european bank = no loan

i don’t have a second citizenship to fall back on, so i’d be stateless. also, i can’t afford to since you have to pay all the taxes on potential income for the next 10 years or something

american in europe here,

this is true. it’s very nearly impossible to open a bank account. There is exactly one bank in Switzerland who allows americans to open accounts, UBS. So far no banks in france have allowed me to open an account, even though I have a french residency permit. This makes it nearly impossible to take loans to buy things like houses or cars. Basically life here is impossible because being american fucking sucks.

Chest compressions is for when the heart stops, and actually won’t do anything for choking. Abdominal thrusts, where you put pressure on the diaphragm (not the ribs) is for choking. Also, if you do chest compressions for a stopped heart, you’re going to break a few ribs. Unless you’re doing it wrong.

Chest thrusts as in chest compressions? Like when the heart stops? What if the heart is still beating??

The same thing happened to my son. Luckily I had first aid training and actually knew how to do the Heimlich. I didn’t know that you were supposed to do back blows first though. When I learned, they just told me to go straight for the Heimlich.

I had to wait 45 minutes for an ambulance when I thought I was about to die. You’ll fall unconscious within 5 minutes. Die within the next 5. Even if you manage to make the call, they won’t know what the hell is wrong with you because you can’t talk. Learning to save yourself in that situation is extremely important, because actual first responders won’t make it there on time.

My ex actually sent my therapist MULTIPLE emails to try to share her side of the story, and also to try to get him to share confidential information about me. Apparently in all his years of therapizing, he’d never seen anything quite that crazy.

I think a video of him blowing Bubba would be worse in the eyes of his base.

Ohohoho man did you ever fuck up. I did that once too. I can’t remember how I fixed it. I think I had to reinstall the whole OS

I think even if you have a metal 3d printer, it would still not be suitable for anything where strength of the piece is critical. Iirc, metal 3d printing basically just joins metal filings together using some kind of medium, making is no much weaker than a forged or machined piece.

Jesus, happy tree friends fucked me up and I was legally an adult

that’s true. i was lucky to get out relatively unscathed. can we go back to the way it was, without the actual virus this time though?

how fucked up is our world that the pandemic was actually better?

no, it’s naturally aspirated

Yeah, that’s about right. When my daughter was born, they sent a bill for 100k because of complications.