If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
i hate soup
If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now
get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back
Yep. They’ve been around for years.
Normally you would just give them your card info like any other online pay site like PayPal etc. but I don’t know why they suddenly decided to give everyone at the company a deluxe lobotomy
I saw this shit yesterday when I was trying to buy a weed cart online (still not sure if it’s legal or not. I still hear stories of those moron cops arresting people for “drug possession” i.e. didn’t pay a bribe)
Noped out and just gave the clearnet grey market drug website virtual card info that’s gonna expire in a few hours anyway
This image is stained on my occipital lobe
but he still needs to collect his Q3 bonus cheque 🥺
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
I think they’re waiting for all their customers to die of old age so they can just fully abandon it with no consequences
you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time
partners mouth
caffeine in suppository form ass coffee
When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date
When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse
whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
12 years
32k views
Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?
Where do I buy ass cigarettes
is that the mosaic of genitals used to construct his portrait
perhaps it would serve humanity greatly if I do not reproduce
all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads
eep yeah nah fuck that
the SNRI helped with the anxiety anyways
Was kinda just using it to yap with friends. Took “as needed” and am on a low dose. I don’t think I’ll have withdrawals, but I’ll call my psych to confirm.
If he tells me I need to go to Russia for that sketchy coma treatment I’ll just accuse him of being antifa or whatever
I still don’t know why the fuck he said it like that
He’s trying to say the postmasterist libruls suck at getting rid of CP because of DEI or some other weird bigoted shit
Why’d he use the word “find”? He could have said any phrase that meant “stumble upon accidentally”
But he said find. Directly implying he actively looks for it. Did it not fucking register in one fucking synapse? Can benzos really fry your brain that bad? If so, I’m going to need to talk to my doctor about getting off the stuff.
fuck it
just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text