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That would be the um, joke

No NDA on earth prohibits giving a vague idea of what the duties and industry were. You may not be able to say the specific projects you worked on, or maybe even the name of the employer under extreme circumstances, but that would be like MI5 level rare, and those folks aren’t out applying for the jobs you are.

The real trick is having an LLC so you can just point to that and say you were consulting or self-employed during that time. Or have a friend with one.

I’ve seen people discreetly vape weed while walking between concourses in airports, and I’ve done it, and so what. Not around crowds. Bathrooms tho yes, into the exhaust fan. IDK how those of us with legit medical applications are supposed to medicate during travel days otherwise. And thank god for it. I used to have to take harsh anxiety meds instead.

I lived in a small town to everyone knew each other’s parents at least from a distance.

I can’t remember a single parent being attractive.

Nor do I remember the teachers being attractive, but several of them tapped student ass.

You know it’s bad when Shadow IT starts migrating your inventories.

Now in damp!

Usually wise to avoid trusting the people you see in mirrors as well, never know what they’re doing when you’re not around.

Yep my dog needs 1+ mile in the morning and at least 2 miles in the afternoon for optimal health - bowels, muscles, etc. He’s 7 now and acts like a dog half his age.

Then some of my friends are like “I try to take mine around the block at least once a week” and I am sad for their poor dog.

Hard to find good dogsitters who will actually take them on long walks too.

30. Minute. Orgasms.