The movie really insists upon itself

some find the taste unpearable

No see it’s funny because, as a straight male, the first thought I had was “oh man if this was done by a really tall skinny guy with big shoulders wearing grey sweatpants” and then this message comes up, implying that I’m gay for having those thoughts, but clearly I’m just being practical because a tall guy would maybe be able to reach more with his long, vascular arms. And the sweatpants is just because I appreciate casual fashion.

I’ve never seen one of my inner-most thoughts be memefied

Hugh?

but how am I supposed to feed LLM’s all my private data?

if you borked you gettin corked

Thanks. I tried looking at the people the Unabomber killed and I couldn’t find shit

In the words of the almighty Megatron - “I accept! I accept!”

Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

A place to moisturize

what a shattering experience

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You mean mr family guy himself?

2 + 2 = 3

• People with shame kinks

gotta go quick

• sonec the hedgheg