Well, if they’re going to be moldy, why would I eat them?

Council pop is such a term, but is very UK.

I can remember being on one. I used to use it to pull against my mom all the time and she was scared that if she let me off it I would run away. I didn’t run away.

My intuition says “whatever you would do if you didn’t selfhost”

Single use linux.

Just wait a few years and it’ll come true.

Piracy is only theft if AI can’t be made profitable.

Someone clearly hasn’t heard of dependency hell.

Techno bureaucracy https://invidious.perennialte.ch/watch?v=H8qrbwfhtn4 / https://youtu.be/H8qrbwfhtn4

Congratulations, you are invested in DISASTER CAPITALISM.

What a woke perspective.

Good, I didn’t want to get scammed by someone who says they are in to findom when really they just want my money.

Do you promise you won’t put a charge on my credit card if I send it down to you?

And I thought satire was dead.

Stage one: get off the internet.

Stage two: ???

Stage three: Profit

Gentoo. No. Compiling all of the things was not for me.

Oh do fuck off Google.

I was told it was weird to use the phrase “surfing the web” the other day. I am not even that old.

Is that Donald Trump?