• thorhop@sopuli.xyz
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    23 hours ago

    I chose neither!

    Incidentally, I’m in the group who will statistically likely commit suicide, so I got that going for me.

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      21 hours ago

      If you don’t value your life do some good with it. You ll feel better and the people you help as well.

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        21 hours ago

        Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years.

        Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will make them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone’s last days a little bit better.

        Absolute worst case you’re out $2k but you get a good story to tell for it.