Why should I know that? Who cares about where this dipshit lives

Just lookin at a pigeon

FYI I did shit directly after posting this, it’s technically a postshit not a shitpost. I hope that’s still allowed!

Why is your laptop so thin?

Why does a racehorse even need a laptop?

It’s not that it’s not fucked up, it that we don’t want to hear about it

In America, yes. In the UK, no (although it is getting more common with younger people I find)

I heard a theory that it’s because Americans have $100 bills, whereas the UK only goes up to £50. So counting up in hundreds is more natural in America

To be fair, it’s not like we were saying “one thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine”

It’s a private function and you weren’t invited. No need to look closer

I name them James and Bob, then immediately forget which is which and get confused.

… you may wish to use a different strategy

Imagine finding out you are neurotypical :(

Is there anything a person can do if they find out they or their child is neurotypical?

Don’t like YouTube, do like the content creators on YouTube.

Using “nuclear” as an example of how to correctly pronounce a different word is a bold choice

OP is secretly a bat who sleep upside down. Nice try but you can’t fool me 🦇👀

You put up the wrong picture, OP. That’s actually Link

God after creating the kiwi:

£100,000 over 30 years at 4.5% would be £506 a month. That plus the stipulated £25,000 deposit will get you a bungalow or terraced house near me as of about 18 months ago. Rent in my area starts at around £700 for a house outside of town or a single room in town.

So yes, £500 mortgage is possible. Rent being twice the cost of a mortgage for a similar property is fairly common. Banks and landlords being shitheads is guaranteed.

Guess what, it’s actually incorrect to be friends with a Nazi. Nice shitpost though

I’m just envious of her ability to pick up that book while keeping her knees straight

Grindset is dumb. Do as little as you can to survive at a level you’re comfortable with and enjoy what you have.

(Caveat: unless you enjoy the grind, in which case you do you)

Op is kindly giving us the opportunity to turn it into a shitpost for them