Salt enjoyers be like

I thought it was a shoulder with the fingers somehow behind it

My eyes are getting worse over time, so I get new glasses every four or five years. When I switch glasses, I suddenly realise that trees have individual leaves, they’re not just a green blob. Anything over ~1.5 meters away is blurry without glasses. I can see fine for most things but I can’t read or tell the time or see fine lines at those distances

Imagine turning down $800 an hour because you don’t want to work in a warehouse /s

I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors

Relevant XKCD Make Some Noise

https://youtu.be/Hn2R-WtwuPY?si=HD_4-KRwa5iQSeuB

What a bunch of bullshit. Just draw it way off 90 if you don’t want people to use a protractor. I calculated 125° because of this (but I’m happy I still got the right wrong answer, if that makes sense)

If it worked in Finding Nemo, it’ll work in real life

Is that when the crowds have sex louder than the artist’s performance?

Everyone’s brains became fully trained and they were no longer needed

A pimp with a specific brand identity?

Good call, imo. Getting pretty sick of this

Literally 1984 Reputation

I was thinking I must have missed something because I feel the same way. If a dice-rolling machine can play the game then what’s the point (I’m looking at you, snakes + ladders)

Autistic people are well known for not feeling the need to fit in. That’s why no autistic person ever spends 90% of their time in public masking who they really are

Wait until you hear about this new thing called: one set of rules for rich people & their companies, one set of rules for poor people

I’ve got some bad news for you about the name “Donald”

UK voters now have PTSD flashbacks

“endless entertainment” “7 days”…

It sure sounds like the entertainment has an end… at the first advert break

Actually there were four towers originally, with the mast being a middle finger to China. That’s why they funded terrorists to blow up the towers. The attack was only partially successful, knocking down just two towers. George Bush couldn’t bear to see only half of his towers remaining, which is why he sent the planes in to finish the job.