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minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoI legit never thought about waxing my crack. This is a game changer!
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoI’ve heard that without hairs the swamp ass turns into a river ass.
minus-squareforwhomthecattolls@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoalso farting becomes a dice roll on whether or not you will rupture eardrums with the ensuing noise
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoEww, maybe I’ll stick with my electric trimmer then.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoIt’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoNot to get too graphic, but I eat very very healthy, so I’m generally two wipes anyways and the second one is mainly for confirmation.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoYou have far less body hair than me.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoA better reply I’m now thinking of is “naw, my shit is so solid it grunts “crab battle” on the way out”.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI assure you otherwise. I got that super test gene(not bragging, I actually hate almost every aspect of it). I have thick hair in my ear that I wave to wax once every other month or it would drive me crazy.
I legit never thought about waxing my crack. This is a game changer!
I’ve heard that without hairs the swamp ass turns into a river ass.
also farting becomes a dice roll on whether or not you will rupture eardrums with the ensuing noise
Eww, maybe I’ll stick with my electric trimmer then.
It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.
Not to get too graphic, but I eat very very healthy, so I’m generally two wipes anyways and the second one is mainly for confirmation.
You have far less body hair than me.
A better reply I’m now thinking of is “naw, my shit is so solid it grunts “crab battle” on the way out”.
I assure you otherwise. I got that super test gene(not bragging, I actually hate almost every aspect of it). I have thick hair in my ear that I wave to wax once every other month or it would drive me crazy.