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Prime Root@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Prime Root@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    1. black and white may be colors, but a tv is mono chrome because it is referring to information that is transferred. the flattening of the picture to only two colors, no matter what the chosen colors are is a loss of transferred data.
    2. no cleaning happens in isolation, and no cleaning is perfect, the towel absorbs not only remaining filth, but also the environment the towels is in, being consistently damp, in a facility where one does other activities. It will accumulate filth that prevent perpetual use of a towel.
    3. the nurse can be trusted up to and until a death. due to the available options of casket providers, the nurses main strategy assuming contradictory motivations, would be to assist the survivors in the choice of casket. anyone she would kill would only be taking money from the future,being net neutral. there will never be a shortage of a need of caskets, there need only be the approachable advertisement.
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      Congratulations, you passed!

      Your Zambian passport will be arriving by swallow in 20-200 business days!

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        Faster than uploading it, probably

        https://www.tomshardware.com/news/yes-a-pigeon-is-still-faster-than-gigabit-fiber-internet

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        Is it going to be an african or an european?

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          I don’t know

          is cast into the gorge of eternal peril

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          How do know so much about Zambian passports?

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            You gotta know these things when you are a king

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          African. It’d be silly if they imported swallows from Europe when they have perfectly fine ones at home in Zambia

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        In Zambia they only work 3 days a week so it could take longer than you think.

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      Now, show the calculations

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