It’s like humanity wants to accelerate towards nuclear apocalypse times and drag everything in its wake
We are drawn to war and its cruelty and our own destruction as a feature of our primate species. It will always be so. And likely for many more evolutions of future primate species, far into dark outer space in hundreds of thousands of years of future.
Pro: it’s actually a good package fill, because it doesn’t pop easily.
Cons
- It’s not fun.
- It costs more.
- It’s still plastic trash.
- You still have to slash it to minimize the space it takes up in the trash.
Why we can’t just have nice things!!!?? WHYYYY!!!??? 😭
I’m so fucking angry right now
Sister company have invented tasteless candy. Still terrible for your teeth, and goes straight to the thighs, but without any of that delicious taste.
mmm thighs 🤤🤤
so… where exactly would one get these thigh enhancing candies?
I got mine from the endocrinologist
Flavour package is subscription only.
The inventor was bullied at school and honestly I can see why.
What if this is a conseguence of bullism, like “oh…y’all will pay for what you did! i’il make your bubble wrap not pop!”
What in the absolute fuck
Sex now for procreation only, and orgasms are no longer included.
Children are at least fun some of the time. Let’s make it STI only.
So I realize this is a shitpost but I’ve noticed that too and couldn’t help but wonder why that is. My guess is that it’s because bubble wrap is made to absorb and smooth out peak forces when things are bumped around. By letting the air out slowly the bubble wrap now more effectively does it’s job even when it structurally fails.
If you love bubble wrap, you’ll love Australia!
I’ve already gotten bubble wrap like this in packages before – years ago.
It is indeed an awful, horrible product.
That website you linked, the sound is delayed by like a second. Must be using 50 JavaScript libraries
Isn’t that just an ice cube bag being used wrong?










